onemillionwordsofcrap:

kelssiel:

tumblr users with the new blaze feature

This was already funny, but then catholicblr decided to use blaze to proselytize and now it’s hysterical

heroofferelden:

heroofferelden:

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

heavenshipped:

i’m thinking about a fictional character and i’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem

tfw your parents are kinda evil but also very sweet on one another

headspace-hotel:

Sometimes art is “finished,” and sometimes art is just at the point where if you have to look at it for another minute you’ll snap and commit crimes

lordascapelion:

apoliticalfemdomappreciator:

He’s literally me

This man would have done numbers on Tumblr

theonlycabbage:

nitewrighter:

moonachilles:

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Meanwhile Emily Brönte just said “We can make each other worse.” 

Mary Shelley said, “I can make him

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

1percentcharge:

Pirate jokes